Blavod: Black Vodka
October 16, 2007
That’s not just a black bottle. Blavod is actually an opaque vodka combining an “intriguing blackberry hue with a violet tint.” In other words, it looks black…
True to the form of vodka, it is a neutral spirit which means it has no odor and no taste. The website even says you probably wont be able to tell a difference in taste between this vodka and other imports. But you’ll certainly be able to see the difference in color. [Read more]
Chuggler: Sip it or Bong it!
October 14, 2007
The Chuggler is a mug, and a beer bong put together. It looks like any other ordinary mug, but it’s got a hose attached to it, making it one of the most useful mugs for the college drinker.
Cause, you know… sometimes it just seems like regular mug just aren’t fast enough…
Next time all your friends are hurrying you because they want to go (”hurry up and finish that damn beer!“), don’t just set it down and follow them… If you’re slacking on your intake, you can catch up by just bonging the rest!
Definitely a novelty. I mean, can you imagine anyone who’s not in college actually using this thing?
Get Chugging here: [chuggler.com]
Liquor.com: Hide Your Alcoholism By Staying at Home!
October 8, 2007
Next year you’ll be able to get your booze delivered right to your door by just ordering online at Liquor.com. Liquor.com will be one of the first websites legally allowed to deliver liquor in 39 states. The website even offers a recommendation engine to tell you what you should be drinking, and a social networking “party room.”
Wow, there’s sure to be some crazy nights ahead in that party room… Just imagine, lots of people getting drunk off hard booze alone and chatting it up with each other online… (…sounds like our Wednesday nights!)
The site doesn’t launch until 2008 though, so until then you still have to drag you ass down to the local bar or liquor store to drown away your sorrows. You broken and pathetic soul, you…
Never have to leave home again (in 2008) here: [liquor.com]
More Taps = More Fun, Less Waiting
September 29, 2007
The Octopus tap is not an eight hose multi-tap. I know! What the shit is with that name then? When I think “Octo”, I think eight! That’s because everyone fucking does! That’s because “OCT” means EIGHT!!!
The “Octopus” tap really does have four hoses… And despite the fact that it’s name is fucked up and it really should be called the “Quadrapus” tap, it really is quite a good multi-tap for a keg.
Okay, so you’re gonna have a party… And the size of this party merits the purchase of a keg. But let’s say that you aren’t quite balla’ enough to be rocking the kegerator in your house. Having one keg and lots of people over leads to lines! Lines for beer suck! Your whole party is going to suck! And then no one will like you anymore! Jesus Christ!
Having a multi-tap is like having multiple kegs! Instead of one person filling up, multiple persons can fill up! This means no lines and a good party with more drinking at a faster rate!
The “Octo”pus tap dispenses four beers at the same time. Quite well too! You could even run a power hour with this thing, and everyone would have ample time to fill up from the same keg. And you’d be surprised that you don’t even have to pump the thing any more than a normal tap. There are lots of multi-taps out there, but the Octopus tap is a good sturdy one that’s actually not that expensive. It comes in either a US Sanke (system D) or European Sanke (system S).
Kegs are fun, but lines are not. Get a multi-tap, like this poorly named one, to make your keggers as fun as possible.
The Octopus tap is only $68.95 at [Octopustap]
Smart drinking games: Beer Checkers
September 19, 2007
So, I had actually never heard or thought of this until before now, but it seems so obvious, it’s brilliant! Instead of playing checkers with ordinary checkers pieces - like a real pussy - play checkers with shot glasses full of beer… or fucking whiskey if you’re really balla! (not recommended).
I’ve never been a huge checkers fan, but god I love it when a simple game like this can be converted into a drinking affair! This is perfect if you’re just chilling with like one other person and you wanna do a little pre-gaming, but you’re tired of all the regular shit. Playing checkers I even feel like I might be building brain cells, while simultaneously destroying them with beer… Weird!
Apparently, there is a company that makes a beer checkers complete set for you called BeerCheckers.com. Fuck that! I’ve got enough shot glasses of my own. I guess the hard part is knowing which team each glass is on… hmmm… whatever!
Best part about beer checkers? You’re pretty much a winner either way, aren’t you?
get smarter here: [www.beercheckers.com]
Pocket Shot: More On-The-Go Booze!
September 14, 2007
Continuing with the theme of easy to hide, portable liquor… we stumbled upon these Pocket Shots. Basically, it’s a shot of hard liquor in a soft flask. Just what we need to slip through all those pesky pat-downs and metal detectors but still bring our booze with us. The company says, “Pocket Shot is a brand new way to enjoy your favorite hard liquor. No longer will you need to carry full size bottles. Gone are the breakable glass mini bottles. Now you can have it one shot at a time, any place, anywhere.” One of these places, as listed on their website, is rollerblading! And another one is shopping! That is the one thing I hate about shopping - I’m not getting totally shitfaced while I’m doing it! Thank you Pocket Shot for finally solving this problem!
The Pocket Shot is a good idea for concerts and other venues where the typical metal flask can’t be snuck in, but they already have soft flasks, that are refillable. And I bet it’s a lot cheaper than a few of these pocket shots…
And if you are buying the pocket shot so that you can booze up while you’re rollerblading or shopping, then I think your problem may be much bigger than a soft flask can solve.
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