Messed Up Monday

One third of all twelfth graders have been drunk in the past 30 days.

Sober Sunday?

“I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.” -W.C. Fields

Shitfaced Saturday

Women absorb alcohol into the bloodstream faster and metabolize it slower than men.

Fucked Up Friday

In 1964, Congress passed an act declaring Bourbon to be “America’s Native Spirit,” and it the official distilled spirit of the United States.

Thirsty Thursday

About.com: After drinking alcohol, one in seven 16-to-24-year-olds have had unprotected sex, while one in five have had sex that they regretted. One in 10 have been unable to remember if they had sex the night before.

Wasted Wednesday

“I stopped drinking, but only when I sleep.” -George Best

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