Hops Holster: Packing Six Beers at Once

The Hops Holster is a clip-on belt that can hold six beer cans. Good for at a tailgate or any other place where you wanna look like a balla that rolls with six cans at a time.

The belt looks solid, and each pocket is made out of neoprene, so it’ll keep the cans insulated in case you can’t get to all of them that fast. It comes in five different colors. And extra points to them for sticking it on this very fit girl in the product shot. (Note: she’s probably a “but-her face”…)

We’ve seen other products that try to do the same thing like the Beer Belt, but at only $14.95, The Hops Holster is way cheaper. (The Beer Belt goes for almost $50 from after 5)

Forget Double Fisting, Roll With Six Cans at a Time here: [hopsholster.com]. They also make a shoulder holster - if you’re not into the belt thing - and an insulated carrying case for a keg.

Ultimate Tailgating Trailer: You’ll Find All Sorts of Reasons to Tailgate!

With the Ultimate Tailgate Trailer from Gameday Customs, you might start finding reasons to tailgate just about anything. Why limit it to football or basketball? Why can’t you tailgate your 9:00 am class too? Or tailgate outside your finals?

Well, if you had this trailer you would want to. Inside it has an LCD TV hooked up to a satellite dish and DVD player, a generator, a draught beer system, and even a toilet! You can even customize yours with options like a microwave, barbecue, or soda dispenser (soda instead of beer?!?!).

All that fun costs dollars though. The trailer starts at around $14,000. There goes all your tuition money! Oops!

Beer Belt: Because You Only Have Two Hands

Awesome! I have to salute After 5 for this Beer Belt. Even if you think that the concept is ridiculous, you have to give them props for strapping it onto a hot chick! Some companies still know what their target market is looking for

The Beer Belt is a strap-on beer carrier that can hold up to 6 cans (plus you’ve got one in each pocket and one in each fist… equals 10! Almost enough!). Plus it’s insulated, to keep them cold if you can’t get to them fast enough. The website even advertises that the “adjustable wide 2″ belt evenly distributes the weight of the six beer, giving the user long hours of beer carrying capability.”

This is pretty much just for show in my mind. I mean, you’re not really using this for carrying beer to a party or something because it doesn’t conceal it (like, say… a backpack). But you would look pretty cool… or really pathetic… with this belt strapped on you at a tailgate or something.

Pick on up at [After 5] for $49.99, which isn’t really that cheap (it doesn’t even come with the beer in it)… But for you to be “that guy” it might be worth it.

And if I ever see a girl like that sporting one of these in the real world… that’s the girl I make my wife, baby!

Portable Beer Pong Tables: Perfect size for Dorm

Beer Pong can be played just about anywhere… There are some pretty creative ways I’ve seen over the years for racking up ten cups and drinking too much. I’ve always felt that the best tables are one that were constructed with lot of love and attention. They are conversation pieces that people respect. You’ve seen the ones that are decorated with the image of the team’s basketball court or football field. They are damn impressive.

But not everyone is so skilled a craftsman. And besides, those types of tables are hard to transport (or hide in a dorm room for that matter…). And for those times a fold-able portable table is better. But if you want to play with style, not just any folding table will do.

BJsbeerpong makes high-quality, folding beerpong tables in two sizes (Dorm Room and House Party). They even have an option where you can get a custom design on your table.

I knew some guys down the hall my freshman year who actually had one of these tables, and as I remember, it was a whole lot of fun (wait, I don’t remember actually… haha)

While I’d rather play on a masterpiece, or even a ping pong table. BJsbeerpong tables can go lots of places, and be folded away when you don’t want them to be seen by somebody (R.A.)

Kinda expensive @ about $100 for the Dorm Room and $150 for the House Party (double wide), with the custom graphics ones ranging a lot higher.

[BJsbeerpong]

Shotgunning Keychain Makes it Almost Too Easy

The SHOTGUNATOR is like many other key chain bottle openers, but it has a special tool to make a perfect hole for shotgunning. Is there any other activity that screams “COLLEGE” like the act of shotgunning? The answer is clearly no… Cause you know, sometimes you can’t be bothered to drink your beverages at a normal rate. No, you have to consume them as fast as humanly possibly. Shotgunning is the way to go.

But first-time shotgunners usually suck at it. They don’t know how to make the hole, or they can’t open it, or they spill all over themselves. Personally, I have always seen that as a part of the art that is shotgunning, and it’s what separates the men from the boys in many cases. But not having jagged metal shards around the hole, and not cutting your fingers off with a knife might actually make some participants (…little girlies, of course…) more likely to try it.

And that’s a good thing for you, because that might be your last great hope for getting some. You’ve tried everything else…

You can pick up one of these keychains - and maybe avoid the usual mess that is shotgunning - for $7.99 CND (CND? Ugh!!!) at [shotgunator.com]

Belt Buckle Opener might actually get girls near your crotch

The truth is that it’s been awhile since I’ve come across a beer that wasn’t a twist-off in college. Even if I did happen upon one, there are lots of easy ways to open up a bottle provided you have a table, or a lighter, or even a car nearby. Nevertheless, that shouldn’t prevent a person from wearing this ridiculous belt buckle with the bottle opener built in!

This buckle might get a laugh, but other than that, it’s not very practical. I don’t imagine a girl really being drawn to your crotchal region based on its ability to open bottles… And it’d be kinda weird if one of your buddies starts asking you to open up his bottles there, especially if he wants to do it himself (warning sign!!).

There’s actually some other stuff that’s kinda cool, along with the belt buckle here: [2BhipBuckles]