Shotgunning Tip: DO NOT TASER YOURSELF!

Here’s what happens if you ask somebody to taser you while you are drinking a beer…In my mind, this is absolutely retarded… I mean, I’ve done some dumb shit while I was drunk, but this is ridiculous.What’s even funnier is that the person tazering him is his wife!

But then again, I guess some people are put here as examples of what not to do… Thanks to this guy, I now know not to taser myself. Thank god!

My favorite part is when he’s writhing in pain on the ground and he meekly pleads “Don’t do it again, please!” To which his friends are saying, “Do it again! Do it again!”

Shotgunning Keychain Makes it Almost Too Easy

The SHOTGUNATOR is like many other key chain bottle openers, but it has a special tool to make a perfect hole for shotgunning. Is there any other activity that screams “COLLEGE” like the act of shotgunning? The answer is clearly no… Cause you know, sometimes you can’t be bothered to drink your beverages at a normal rate. No, you have to consume them as fast as humanly possibly. Shotgunning is the way to go.

But first-time shotgunners usually suck at it. They don’t know how to make the hole, or they can’t open it, or they spill all over themselves. Personally, I have always seen that as a part of the art that is shotgunning, and it’s what separates the men from the boys in many cases. But not having jagged metal shards around the hole, and not cutting your fingers off with a knife might actually make some participants (…little girlies, of course…) more likely to try it.

And that’s a good thing for you, because that might be your last great hope for getting some. You’ve tried everything else…

You can pick up one of these keychains - and maybe avoid the usual mess that is shotgunning - for $7.99 CND (CND? Ugh!!!) at [shotgunator.com]