The Greatest DVD Ever, is the Greatest DVD Ever

April 24, 2008

IF YOU LIKE TO POWER HOUR (and I know you do) BUY THIS DVD.

By the end of our trial, I was too wasted to remember everything I saw. All I know was that that DVD made me wet.

The first clip we saw was the classic American Pie scene with Nadia’s tits. Talk about best opening to a power hour ever. Normally I have to wait until about shot 80 in a century to see tits. The scenes you get in this DVD are all classic and all worth watching again and again and again. From what I can remember you get to see Groundhog’s Day, Kingpin, The Big Lebowski, Fast Times, Dazed and Confused, Old School, Wedding Crashers, Dumb and Dumber, Friday, and Caddy Shack.

The DVD has 200 clips on it that randomizes EVERY TIME you play it. This way, you’ll never experience the same power hour each time. The one thing that repeats are Simpsons clips (about beer of course) that play in between every movie clip to show you what number shot you’re on.

If you aren’t sold yet, I’ll give you a little spoiler. Your power hour will end with a Rocky clip.

Seriously, go to www.greatestdvdever.com and buy one now.

Pregame Everywhere: Drinking in the Shower

December 19, 2007

Shower Head

Too often we find ourselves with more to drink than time to drink it. Minutes before the party we start pounding shots in a vain attempt to work up a nice “walking-over-there” buzz.

Sometimes we are even forced to give up personal hygiene when we have to make the choice. You can’t take that shower you desperately need and still have enough time to drink. Or can you?

The Good News

Recent studies show that drinking while in the shower is not only possible, but also highly effective and fun! For almost any type of alcohol you choose, there is a safe and easy way to drink it while getting yourself clean for the night’s festivities. [Read more]

DAS BOOT Review: Yep, The One From Beerfest.

November 21, 2007

A College Drinker Review:

Beer Boot

DAS BOOOOOOOOOOOT. That’s the number one quote of the week in my house. Which brings to mind another quote, “Pimpin’ ain’t easy.” And with Das Boot, it fucking ain’t. This shit is hard! This boot, a 2-liter one sent to us by Bier Boot Haus, is a massive one. Check out the picture: there are over six beers in that badass.

In Beerfest they do it so easy and you just go, “Psh it’s a fucking boot I can do that.” No. No you can’t. It holds about six beers so get ready to get your lips wet. My huge, 20 beers a night friend tried 4 beers and it took him a while, and he still couldn’t do it all in one sitting. Now when he first did it there was no bubble like in the movie, which was depressing. But later I did it with 2 beers and tilted it back quickly and I was just drenched in my own beverage.

So the bubble is as real as your ex-girlfriend’s STD, it’s just a matter of how fast you drink it. Don’t be intimidated by it, it’s a shit ton of fun. You really just gotta train with ram’s piss first. No lie.

Conquer Das Boot here: [BierBootHaus]

Beer Checkers Review- Drunkest Checkers Around

October 17, 2007

A College Drinker Special Review:

Beer Checkers…This was by far the funnest night I’ve had in a long time. I thought that Beer Checkers would be innocent enough. I mean, it’s checkers, how drunk could this possibly get me. I sat down with my friend James to play a match, I figured we’d play a best of 3 as a pre-game for the pre-game. Wow, was I wrong.

The Set-up:

This Beer Checkers set is a big checkers mat, with little cups for the pieces. You fill them half way, and when you get jumped you drink it. Kings = full cup. And the loser has to drink everything left on the board. Easy enough. I feel like I’m pretty good at checkers. I mean, everyone’s good at checkers, it’s probably the simplest game out there. So James and I filled up our cups and started to play.

beer checkers

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GetBombed Beer Pong Set: Nice Rack

October 15, 2007

GetBombed

Beer Pong is iconic of college drinking. We love to argue over everything from how many re-racks you get, to where you place your elbow, to even the name of the game. But one thing we don’t argue about is that it is awesome.

Now it’s a little more awesome because GetBombed makes a plastic rack for beer pong that gives you the perfect rack every time! They sell these things in Spencer’s, Urban Outfitters, and Musicland retailers across the nation. $14.99 gets you 2 Cup racks, 3 seemless BP Pro Balls, 20 Cups w/ fill lines, 2 wash cups, and rules. Throw away the rules because if you don’t know how to play already, you shouldn’t be in college…

Not only do you get a perfect rack every time, but according to their site, having this rack also means “you’ll never have to worry about spilling or knocking over cups making clean-up a snap.” That’s definitely a good thing when you’re playing in, say… a dorm room?

The rack fits most standard size cups (think: SOLO), so you can substitute those in the rack when the initial cups they send you inevitably get too dirty to be used. And you’ll still have a perfect rack every time with nobody ever saying “can you just touch those up a little bit?” Ahhh… that’s worth it right there!

Take your best shot here: [getbombed.com]

Portable Beer Pong Tables: Perfect size for Dorm

September 24, 2007

Beer Pong Table

Beer Pong can be played just about anywhere… There are some pretty creative ways I’ve seen over the years for racking up ten cups and drinking too much. I’ve always felt that the best tables are one that were constructed with lot of love and attention. They are conversation pieces that people respect. You’ve seen the ones that are decorated with the image of the team’s basketball court or football field. They are damn impressive.

But not everyone is so skilled a craftsman. And besides, those types of tables are hard to transport (or hide in a dorm room for that matter…). And for those times a fold-able portable table is better. But if you want to play with style, not just any folding table will do.

BJsbeerpong makes high-quality, folding beerpong tables in two sizes (Dorm Room and House Party). They even have an option where you can get a custom design on your table.

I knew some guys down the hall my freshman year who actually had one of these tables, and as I remember, it was a whole lot of fun (wait, I don’t remember actually… haha)

While I’d rather play on a masterpiece, or even a ping pong table. BJsbeerpong tables can go lots of places, and be folded away when you don’t want them to be seen by somebody (R.A.)

Kinda expensive @ about $100 for the Dorm Room and $150 for the House Party (double wide), with the custom graphics ones ranging a lot higher.

[BJsbeerpong]

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