Chuggler Review: Say Hello To The New Pimp Cup

A College Drinker Review:

Gentlemen, say hello to the Chuggler. What you got here is a huge mug that doubles as a beer bong. It holds up to 30 ounces! We’re talking hardcore amounts of beer put into this thing to no one’s expense. I’m looking at the Chuggler and I’m thinking, “Hey, this is my second post and my second beer bong. What the fuck?” So I decide to examine the Chuggler, explore the inner depths of the Chuggler, make sweet love to the Chuggler. What will make the Chuggler the most badass mother in all the great land of the U.S.A?

Then it fucking hit me and an EPIC night occurred. I don’t just see a mug or a beer bong any more. What I see is a FUCKING PITCHER. So we do the only natural thing to do with this thing and decide to play a little game called Kings.

Warning: Now before I go any further I must talk about the very important fine print found on the handle of The Chuggler that reads: “Manufacturer and/or retailer are not responsible for any misuse. Do not drink with alcoholic beverages.” Classic.

With that out of the way… have you ever heard of a game of Kings killing a case of beer??? HAVE YOU? When the last king was drawn I saw tears from my opponent. Literally tears. You didn’t have to chug a cup filled with just 1 beer. No. You had to beer bong like three and a half beers!

On it’s own, the Chuggler is still a sweet beer bong and we’ve been using it all week. The fact that it’s a mug makes it easy to handle because if you need a moment before you divulge into beer bonging heaven, you can just sit it down. Simply attach the hose to the top. With another couple beers poured in, my buddy lifted this pitcher up to his mouth, took a sip like out of any old mug and said “Now that’s why the Chuggler kicks ass.”

The combination of a huge mug that’s really the size of a pitcher with a beer bong, the Chuggler really does kick ass. Check it out at chuggler.com. They have different colors and coming soon you can customize your very own Chuggler (check it out below). It’s gonna be the new pimp cup. And please, PLEASE, look at all the girls sporting their “Jugs for Chuggs” shirts. Awesome.

100 Person Beer Bong

Wow, now we just need to get 98 more friends…

Flabongo Review: Smooth

A College Drinker Review:

When I got my first assignment for CD, I couldn’t help but laugh. I thought it was some kind of rookie initiation and couldn’t help but wonder if this was some weird thing people stick their dick into when they’re lonely. But instead it was a beer bong called THE FLABONGO. I dropped in a beer, tilted it back and had only one thing to say: smooth. This beer bong kicked ass and I wasn’t afraid to use it.

Here’s how it works: The Flabongo is made of hard plastic so you don’t have to worry about bending the tube or for the funnel to empty out. You just tilt the neck up, pour your beverage into the opening on the back and then tilt it right down your throat. No rush of foam, no stray beer on your shirt. Just an easily funneled beer. One of the best I’ve ever tried.

Now I bet you might wonder, “How could a guy get laid after having girls watch him suck off a bird?” Never fear. The chicas love it. A pretty, pink beer bong is much more appealing than your roommate’s molded over 3-foot hose (his bong not his dick). Even my huge, rugby-playing roomie kicked back a few in the Flabongo. And check this, I did some experimenting: the Flabongo can hold up to three beers. Granted I couldn’t do all three in one sitting, but for those big timers that want to kill a cube in ten minutes, do it.

It costs only $19.87 plus shipping and in my opinion is definitely worth it. Drop your hose and pick up a chick the right way. Remember, girls dig guys that wear (and drink from things that are) pink. [Flabongo.com]

The Flabongo: A flamingo bong!

What the hell is that? Is she kissing a bird? No, it’s a Flabongo! The people at flabongo.com have your interests at hand and your beer bong looking pretty in pink. What they made is a small, light, plastic, fully functional, and simply awesome beer bong in the shape of a flamingo.

Why a flamingo? IDK… Why the fuck not?
Not the most masculine thing you could be working with; but you show me a girl who won’t funnel a beer out of a majestic bird and I’ll give you $10.

The flabongo can hold up to 3 beers and its thin neck makes your funneling experience smooth and spill free. It’s easy to use and you won’t have any amateurs (freshmen) filling it up too high or bending your hose out of shape. At $19.87 it’s a great beer bong for cheap, and sure to be talked about at the party.

Chuggler: Sip it or Bong it!

The Chuggler is a mug, and a beer bong put together. It looks like any other ordinary mug, but it’s got a hose attached to it, making it one of the most useful mugs for the college drinker.

Cause, you know… sometimes it just seems like regular mug just aren’t fast enough…

Next time all your friends are hurrying you because they want to go (”hurry up and finish that damn beer!“), don’t just set it down and follow them… If you’re slacking on your intake, you can catch up by just bonging the rest!

Definitely a novelty. I mean, can you imagine anyone who’s not in college actually using this thing?

Get Chugging here: [chuggler.com]

Jellyfish: Inflatable Portable Beer Bong

The Jellyfish beer bong is an example of your very basic beer bong. The difference is, this one is inflatable… which also means it’s deflatable, and you can stuff it away to take it with you almost anywhere!

When you get to where you want to be just:

• Blow it up
• Fill it with Natty Ice (or whatever other cheap beer you have…)
• Bong
• Repeat as many times as you can!

It’s pretty much the most simple drinking gadget ever, and that’s what I like about it. And it’s cheap too! The single hose bong costs only $7.99.

This should pretty much be standard equipment for the College Drinker on a night out.

Get “stung” here: [Beersudz]