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True Meaning of the Facebook Friend Request Message [Humor]

May 29, 2008 · Print This Article



You know that message that’s sent alongside a friend request? Yeah, it doesn’t say what you think it does. Here’s a sampling of translations:

1) The Nosy Mom

REAL MESSAGE: I’m trying to see if you’re drinking away what your father and I spend on tuition. And I’m technologically illiterate.

2) The FB Rush

REAL MESSAGE: Rush fucking sucks. I’m only doing this for housing points, pledge.

3) The Creepy Professor

REAL MESSAGE: I’m so lonely…lonely and cold. Please don’t ignore this.

4) The Dude Who Struck Out

REAL MESSAGE: I’m drunk facebooking dudes at three in the morning. Who’s got two thumbs and struck out at the bar? THIS GUY!

5) The Regrettable Hook Up

REAL MESSAGE: You should probably start eating anything that ends in –cillin or –mycin. Kthx.

6) The Emergency/Last Request

REAL MESSAGE: bill if you get this you need to call the police right away theres this fucking psycho with a knife ohmygod hes killing everybody call the police were at the cabin in wisconsin jesus i think hes coming


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25 Responses to “True Meaning of the Facebook Friend Request Message [Humor]”

  1. what is facebook on May 29th, 2008 8:42 pm

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  2. Aurora on July 13th, 2008 3:03 am

    lol that is hilarious! ^^

  3. shop wizard on July 14th, 2008 2:44 am

    shopped, the lighting and shadows are all wrong

  4. Wtf? on July 14th, 2008 8:34 pm

    “shop wizard” are you an idiot? Who would spend their time shopping something like this? You don’t even know what a real shop looks like do you? Your just saying that to think your smart -_- I hate people like you.

  5. Bil O'reilly on July 15th, 2008 1:26 am

    FUCKING PHOTOSHOPED!

    WE’RE DOING IT LIVE. FUCK IT!

  6. Anonymous on July 16th, 2008 7:43 pm

    The last totally caught me off guard, nice one.

  7. undeniablynerdy on July 21st, 2008 3:31 pm

    original, very

  8. James Smith on July 22nd, 2008 3:26 pm

    Facebook is obviously for losers who cannot relate in real life. What a bunch of dorks!

  9. anon on July 24th, 2008 12:44 am

    this is totally photoshopped…. hell my computer screen is just a painting right now….. how in the hell am I typing this… this is insane…

  10. Josh on July 27th, 2008 3:15 pm

    OM G hilarious

  11. Jeff on August 1st, 2008 1:21 am

    This is photoshopped. I can tell by the pixels and having seen lots of shops in my day.

  12. Pixel Wizard on August 3rd, 2008 2:25 pm

    Jeff is right. I’m seeing 1024×768 pixels. This is obviously the work of a photoshopper

  13. teh gunslinger on August 23rd, 2008 2:40 am

    Why does it matter if the images are photoshopped or not? You’re all in such a hurry to find fault in everything. Well, I find fault in all of you for complaining about such a ridiculous thing.

  14. actual photo analysis expert on August 24th, 2008 7:34 am

    That last comment, by teh gunslinger, is obviously a shop.

    If you look closely, you can see that the letter ‘l’ sometimes has a pixel missing at the top, and the comma and apostrophe are not quite true black.

  15. lol on August 26th, 2008 1:31 pm

    hahahahahaha

  16. hasrrtt on August 27th, 2008 4:11 am

    well basically….. penis penis penis ^^^^
    but nice work last one, BIG thumbs up

  17. Anon on August 27th, 2008 2:03 pm

    It was Gimped.

  18. WTf? on August 28th, 2008 12:43 am

    Teh gunslinger: Why are you up at 240 am messing around on your computer? No wonder your so grumpy! Go to sleep!
    Billorielly: No wonder that doesnt make any sense, it says 126am! Once again… go to sleep!
    same for shop wizard, aurora, anon and jeff.
    Yes this comment was made using photoshop.

  19. V on August 29th, 2008 3:03 pm

    This whole website was shopped.

  20. HTTP.EXE.DMP on August 29th, 2008 4:15 pm

    Sounds stupid, but it was indeed photoshopped.

  21. For Serious on September 1st, 2008 4:14 am

    This series of comments (and no, not the facebook comments) made me laugh so hard that I couldn’t breathe for a minute there….

    … but once I recovered I just had to say how hilarious I think it is that people take the “shopped” comments seriously and actually try to either defend the post or verbally assault those claiming that it is shopped. HEE-LARIOUS!

    My whole life is shopped.

  22. Buster Hymen on September 1st, 2008 8:53 am

    That last comment was shopped. You can tell if you like at the pixels in the letters kerning…

  23. belle on September 1st, 2008 5:43 pm

    who cares if it’s photoshopped, its funny.. what else matters? yall are so quick to analyze and look at every detail.. this isn’t a homework assignments..its for laughs. calm the fuck down.. geeez

  24. belle on October 3rd, 2008 8:09 pm

    DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS!!!

  25. DR. INTERNETZ on October 3rd, 2008 8:10 pm

    Welcome to THE INTERNET BITCHES!!!!!!!!!

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