What “PBR” Really Stands For [Humor]

We all know Pabst Blue Ribbon as PBR. But it’s hard for me to imagine that PBR ever got a blue ribbon for anything. So I’ve decided to make up my own meanings, which I believe are way more accurate:

7) Pretty Bad Refreshment

6) Probably Boiled Rats

5) Pride of the Butt River (why not?)

4) Poorly Brewed Result

3) Palatable But Revolting

2) Pining for a Bad Refreshment

1) Pfucking Bterrible Rbeer

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