7 Places to Flabongo this Summer

Summertime means outdoor drinking. But just because you’re not at a house party doesn’t mean that you have to sacrifice the beer bong experience.

We teamed up with our favorite portable beer bong company - Flabongo - to tell you a few somewhat unexpected places where a compact beer bong really seals the deal.

7) A Tailgate/BBQ

The greatest thing about summer is the amazing range of reasons people find to sit around, grill meat, and drink. It’s the American way.

As such, the tailgate is also the most obvious spot where there’s a need for a portable and durable beer bong. Shotgunning beer at a tailgate is great fun, but when you’re sick of getting soaked with foam, just pour that brew into a Flabongo for an easily bonged beer that you can carry around with you. It’s way better than that nasty hose the guy in the huge pickup is trying to get people to drink out of.

6) The Beach

Summer and beaches are synonymous in our book. Every spare moment should be spent at one if possible.

But try to bring a regular beer bong to the beach and there’s something you’ll quickly discover: sandy beer is not that good. The Flabongo’s compact design is great in this case because people don’t seem to drop it nearly as much. And the fact that you’re bonging out of a plastic flamingo just brings a nice tropical air to the whole affair. The Flabongo is pretty much the perfect beach bong.

5) Vegas Strip

In the world of high-rollers, the distinctive beer bong stands out.

What happens in Vegas is your business. But when you’re done gambling away all your tuition money, a few funneled beers should help you forget your troubles. You may not be a high-roller, but you can still have some class.

4) A Wedding

Odds are you’ll get stuck at one of these that just seems to drag on and on. Enter the beer bong to spice up the party.

Since it’s a classy affair though, you’ll need to have the equipment to match. The Flabongo is novel enough to get away with not looking like a trashy college binge drinking apparatus. It’s fun for everyone. Just take a look at our happy new bride celebrating her sacred vows with a nice funneled beer. Maybe she should have gotten the discount on the 10-pack and given it out to all her friends…

3) The Golf Course

So you’re not shooting the best game of your life. Who cares when you’ve got a beer bong?

The Flabongo is perfect because you wont spill all over yourself while enjoying your delicious beverage at maximum speed. Plus, it’s small enough that it will probably even fit in your golf bag. Just make sure that your buddy packs the beers in his bag and you’re good to go. The Flabongo even come with a sweet carabiner so you could clip it on to your bag and carry it around.

Beer per hole, anyone?

2) Europe

Most Europeans think that Americans are nasty binge drinkers. Whip out your beer bong and show them that we are really expert binge drinkers.

Just try to pack a regular beer bong with a huge funnel and tubing and see how far you get with airport security. The Flabongo looks like some sweet souvenir you picked up on your trip. Check out our expert bonging away in Venice thanks to his Flabongo. Way to go.

1) On a boat with these girls

Do I really need to explain this one?

Get your Flabongo and get out on a boat now.

We only wish that summer lasted forever.

The Flabongo is a portable plastic beer bong that’s shaped like a flamingo. Check out our review and pick one up right away. It’s a fun, lightweight, and durable alternative to that moldy hose you made from hardware store parts. Flabongo - Because hoses and funnels belong in the garage.

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