Pabst Blue Ribbon
Some of us understand that there are different cheap beers for different times and purposes. For example: for big parties and endless games of beer pong, Miller Lite is the obvious choice. And for a night by yourself with a Domino’s pizza and your favorite Arnold Schwarzenegger movie, well…there’s Pabst Blue Ribbon.
Not that Pabst is a bad party beer–I mean, it’s cheap and it doesn’t taste bad, right? But it doesn’t have quite the bitter bite you want for a good game of beer pong. If you’re stuck with one and don’t feel like sipping it, see if you can get a beer bong going. It’s an easy beer to down–not a lot of hard taste or carbonation.
The truth about this beer is that I’m a little embarrassed to admit how much I like it–it is, after all, the beer of choice for many hobos. But it’s good with food, and I like the taste more than Coors or Miller Lite. So if you’re stuck at home with nothing to do, pick up a six-pack (or a twelve-pack) of Pabst Blue Ribbon. It might just make your night.
Class rating: 1/5
Party rating: 3.5/5
Taste rating: 3/5
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