Miller Lite Review
Expert Rating: 2.5/5
At four of the last five beer world cups, Miller Lite has received the Gold Award for best American-Style Light Lager. Which begs the question–why does it still taste like ass?
But it’s okay, because if you wanted it to taste good you wouldn’t have bought it. You don’t drink Miller Lite because you want to sample “a stylish brew, with a smooth, firm body and a lingering malty sweetness”–you drink it because it’s only the second quarter and dammit, you’re thirsty! Right? Right.
Miller Lite is highly carbonated, mostly tasteless, and eerily has no smell at all. Don’t waste time or energy pouring it into a glass, because it won’t make a difference. The only way to improve the taste of Miller Lite is to get drunk on something else before you start, which is highly recommended.
This is your quintessential cheap beer, so drink it how it’s meant to be drunk: in huge quantity, out of plastic cups. This is your party beer, your beer pong beer, your I’m-too-drunk-to-taste-it-anyway beer. So don’t skimp.
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Miller lite is quite possibly the world’s best beer for beer pong though because you can drink it fast and it doesn’t really taste, like you say.