Top 10 signs your girlfriend’s a SLUT!
You might want to worry if:
10) She calls you by the wrong name during sex. Different names. Repeatedly.
9) When you Google her name, all of the sites that come up are porn sites.
8) She eats dick for breakfast
7) Her name is Amber, Tiffany or Cindi.
6) She has a bigger porn collection than you do.
5) She is a regular at the free health clinic. They know her by name.
4) Her nickname is high school was “slut bagâ€
3) She has a belly-button piercing, lower-back tattoo, and wears hoop earrings and a mini-skirt.
2) Eats an unusually large amount of phallic-shaped fruit.
1) She loves having group sex, but most of the time you are in the other room.
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Pretty much any name that ends with an i and you can bet she’s a slut!
You bitch be a slut then you must use you pimp hand and sho that bitch whos in control
She has a lower-back tattoo (tramp stamp), smokes (if she smokes she pokes) and has a tongue ring (obvious).
Haha, those are good ones too!
I’m actually gay though. I love men.
All thugs are gay.
A slut will take you in her butt and ride your gut to you bust a nut and you fill her rut. I know, I just dated one! LOL She called it birth control.