Why Girls Who Drink Rum Rule!
Let’s face it; a girl who can go round for round taking shots or downing beers is impressive. We women who can handle our liquor are pretty much awesome in general. Our drinking style says a lot about our personality. We are altogether more confident, sassy, and independent than girls with no tolerance. And frankly gentlemen, we can more than likely show you a thing or two along the way.But just having a high tolerance isn’t your ticket to being cool. It’s also important to choose the right poison. And the best of the best are the girls who drink rum, because all in all we are simply amazing. Why? Because I said so.
Life of the Party
We cut to the chase-we are assertive, confident, and mature. We are also incredibly fun and guaranteed to be the life of the party. As the saying goes, “if it was easy everyone would do it.” I mean, it’s easy to put back a Smirnoff Ice, a beer, or even a shot of vodka, but last time I checked, none of these drinks came in a 151 version. Most girls settle for a malted beverage or a drink with an umbrella in it, but what’s exciting about that? And besides what am I, fourteen? Who doesn’t love a game of beer pong or a round of kings? Virtually everyone partakes in these college pastimes, but frankly, I like more of a challenge. Give me a bottle of rum and I’ll down that puppy in 45 minutes flat. Is that enough of a challenge for you? Yeah, that’s what I thought.
Above and Beyond
Chicks who love rum take it above and beyond the regulars. We are ready to get the party started simply by pouring ourselves a shot of Bacardi or Captains. And like rum itself, we are versatile and exotic. We are fun, feisty, and we will always keep your curiosity. So gentlemen, if you are looking for someone who will always keep you interested, you’re gonna need to find a girl who loves rum.
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or bring a bottle and see us cheer!
“Give me a bottle of rum and I’ll down that puppy in 45 minutes flat. Is that enough of a challenge for you? Yeah, that’s what I thought.”
al·co·hol·ic (Äl’kÉ™-hô’lÄk, -hÅl’Äk)
n. A person who drinks alcoholic substances habitually and to excess or who suffers from alcoholism.
Seriously… This is the dumbest thing I have ever read… I want my 60 secinds back “is that enough of a challenge for you? yeah thats what I thought”