Chuggler Review: Say Hello To The New Pimp Cup

A College Drinker Review:

Gentlemen, say hello to the Chuggler. What you got here is a huge mug that doubles as a beer bong. It holds up to 30 ounces! We’re talking hardcore amounts of beer put into this thing to no one’s expense. I’m looking at the Chuggler and I’m thinking, “Hey, this is my second post and my second beer bong. What the fuck?” So I decide to examine the Chuggler, explore the inner depths of the Chuggler, make sweet love to the Chuggler. What will make the Chuggler the most badass mother in all the great land of the U.S.A?

Then it fucking hit me and an EPIC night occurred. I don’t just see a mug or a beer bong any more. What I see is a FUCKING PITCHER. So we do the only natural thing to do with this thing and decide to play a little game called Kings.

Warning: Now before I go any further I must talk about the very important fine print found on the handle of The Chuggler that reads: “Manufacturer and/or retailer are not responsible for any misuse. Do not drink with alcoholic beverages.” Classic.

With that out of the way… have you ever heard of a game of Kings killing a case of beer??? HAVE YOU? When the last king was drawn I saw tears from my opponent. Literally tears. You didn’t have to chug a cup filled with just 1 beer. No. You had to beer bong like three and a half beers!

On it’s own, the Chuggler is still a sweet beer bong and we’ve been using it all week. The fact that it’s a mug makes it easy to handle because if you need a moment before you divulge into beer bonging heaven, you can just sit it down. Simply attach the hose to the top. With another couple beers poured in, my buddy lifted this pitcher up to his mouth, took a sip like out of any old mug and said “Now that’s why the Chuggler kicks ass.”

The combination of a huge mug that’s really the size of a pitcher with a beer bong, the Chuggler really does kick ass. Check it out at chuggler.com. They have different colors and coming soon you can customize your very own Chuggler (check it out below). It’s gonna be the new pimp cup. And please, PLEASE, look at all the girls sporting their “Jugs for Chuggs” shirts. Awesome.

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