Kidsbeer! New Beverage From Japan

This is no joke. Kidsbeer is a new brew being manufactured in Japan which boasts the slogan, “Even kids cannot stand life unless they have a drink!” The manufacturer has been moving over 75,000 bottles every month recently.

The beverage is non-alcoholic, of course, and actually is a lot more like a frothy soda than a beer. But its brown color is specifically meant to resemble the more adult counterpart. The drink has been wildly successful in Japan, where apparently, all the little tykes want to pretend to be big boozers (…like daddy!).

According to Satoshi Tomoda, president of the beverage maker, “Children copy and mimic adults.” I just wonder how many of these a little guy can have before he wakes up in a smoky apartment next to some chick he just met in daycare the night before with a huge headache… That is just like adults!

---

Related stuff:

1. Shit We Did This Week
After a week of Halloween festivities, here's the round-up: Glued pennies on you while you were passed out. A Russian guy drank too much vodka and died. Talked about the...
2. No more booze on London’s Tube
Attention College Drinkers going abroad: Newly-elected London mayor Boris Johnson says he is pushing through a ban on drinking on London's Underground transport system. The...
3. DAS BOOT Review: Yep, The One From Beerfest.
A College Drinker Review: DAS BOOOOOOOOOOOT. That’s the number one quote of the week in my house. Which brings to mind another quote, “Pimpin’...