Flabongo Review: Smooth

A College Drinker Review:

When I got my first assignment for CD, I couldn’t help but laugh. I thought it was some kind of rookie initiation and couldn’t help but wonder if this was some weird thing people stick their dick into when they’re lonely. But instead it was a beer bong called THE FLABONGO. I dropped in a beer, tilted it back and had only one thing to say: smooth. This beer bong kicked ass and I wasn’t afraid to use it.

Here’s how it works: The Flabongo is made of hard plastic so you don’t have to worry about bending the tube or for the funnel to empty out. You just tilt the neck up, pour your beverage into the opening on the back and then tilt it right down your throat. No rush of foam, no stray beer on your shirt. Just an easily funneled beer. One of the best I’ve ever tried.

Now I bet you might wonder, “How could a guy get laid after having girls watch him suck off a bird?” Never fear. The chicas love it. A pretty, pink beer bong is much more appealing than your roommate’s molded over 3-foot hose (his bong not his dick). Even my huge, rugby-playing roomie kicked back a few in the Flabongo. And check this, I did some experimenting: the Flabongo can hold up to three beers. Granted I couldn’t do all three in one sitting, but for those big timers that want to kill a cube in ten minutes, do it.

It costs only $19.87 plus shipping and in my opinion is definitely worth it. Drop your hose and pick up a chick the right way. Remember, girls dig guys that wear (and drink from things that are) pink. [Flabongo.com]

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