More Taps = More Fun, Less Waiting

September 29, 2007 · Print This Article



Octopus Tap
The Octopus tap is not an eight hose multi-tap. I know! What the shit is with that name then? When I think “Octo”, I think eight! That’s because everyone fucking does! That’s because “OCT” means EIGHT!!!

The “Octopus” tap really does have four hoses… And despite the fact that it’s name is fucked up and it really should be called the “Quadrapus” tap, it really is quite a good multi-tap for a keg.

Okay, so you’re gonna have a party… And the size of this party merits the purchase of a keg. But let’s say that you aren’t quite balla’ enough to be rocking the kegerator in your house. Having one keg and lots of people over leads to lines! Lines for beer suck! Your whole party is going to suck! And then no one will like you anymore! Jesus Christ!

Having a multi-tap is like having multiple kegs! Instead of one person filling up, multiple persons can fill up! This means no lines and a good party with more drinking at a faster rate!

The “Octo”pus tap dispenses four beers at the same time. Quite well too! You could even run a power hour with this thing, and everyone would have ample time to fill up from the same keg. And you’d be surprised that you don’t even have to pump the thing any more than a normal tap. There are lots of multi-taps out there, but the Octopus tap is a good sturdy one that’s actually not that expensive. It comes in either a US Sanke (system D) or European Sanke (system S).

Kegs are fun, but lines are not. Get a multi-tap, like this poorly named one, to make your keggers as fun as possible.

The Octopus tap is only $68.95 at [Octopustap]


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One Response to “More Taps = More Fun, Less Waiting”

  1. Beerdude on July 8th, 2008 10:02 pm

    Wanna know a secret..you can stack the octopus adapters on top of one another by drilling a quick hole through the adapter. 4 to 8 to 16. Granted flow will go down..but quite ingenious.

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