The Type of Flask That Giants Use

This flask is not practical. There’s no way you can fit this into your pants. In that way, I guess one could make the case that it is not a very good flask because it seemingly fails at the bottom-line objective of all flasks: concealing alcohol…

But in reality, this flask is awesome! No one will dare pull out a little 16 oz. “pussy” flask when you roll in with this one gallon behemoth from Orvis. Monogrammed and everything.
Probably mostly intended as a gag gift (an expensive one too at almost $200!)… But the joke’s on you Orvis! We’re calling your bluff and we’re actually going to use this flask for liquor carrying. Crazy, you say? We’ve been called worse…

Feel like a giant yourself: [Orvis]

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