Beer Belt: Because You Only Have Two Hands
Awesome! I have to salute After 5 for this Beer Belt. Even if you think that the concept is ridiculous, you have to give them props for strapping it onto a hot chick! Some companies still know what their target market is looking for
The Beer Belt is a strap-on beer carrier that can hold up to 6 cans (plus you’ve got one in each pocket and one in each fist… equals 10! Almost enough!). Plus it’s insulated, to keep them cold if you can’t get to them fast enough. The website even advertises that the “adjustable wide 2″ belt evenly distributes the weight of the six beer, giving the user long hours of beer carrying capability.”
This is pretty much just for show in my mind. I mean, you’re not really using this for carrying beer to a party or something because it doesn’t conceal it (like, say… a backpack). But you would look pretty cool… or really pathetic… with this belt strapped on you at a tailgate or something.
Pick on up at [After 5] for $49.99, which isn’t really that cheap (it doesn’t even come with the beer in it)… But for you to be “that guy” it might be worth it.
And if I ever see a girl like that sporting one of these in the real world… that’s the girl I make my wife, baby!
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