Belt Buckle Opener might actually get girls near your crotch
The truth is that it’s been awhile since I’ve come across a beer that wasn’t a twist-off in college. Even if I did happen upon one, there are lots of easy ways to open up a bottle provided you have a table, or a lighter, or even a car nearby. Nevertheless, that shouldn’t prevent a person from wearing this ridiculous belt buckle with the bottle opener built in!
This buckle might get a laugh, but other than that, it’s not very practical. I don’t imagine a girl really being drawn to your crotchal region based on its ability to open bottles… And it’d be kinda weird if one of your buddies starts asking you to open up his bottles there, especially if he wants to do it himself (warning sign!!).
There’s actually some other stuff that’s kinda cool, along with the belt buckle here: [2BhipBuckles]
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I have a couple of bottle opener belt buckles. No one ever makes the opener big enough to actually open a bottle and that’s probably a good thing because you’d end up with beer on your crotch. It is good for conversation but even better is the opener I wear on a chain around my neck. Chicks actually use that one.