Light up your bottles in a classy, creepy way

So, you’re a pretty classy guy. And because of that, you’ve got quite an impressive little shag pad to take your little girlies back too when they are drunk enough to leave the bar with you. But you are a master of seduction. You’ve already got the candles… and the cheesy rope light under your bed to make it glow… why not add some glowing lights to the bottles you have on your bar (read: dresser) for the final touch?

Now you can be so fly with the Cork Light from Yanko Design. Get different colors for different liquors and you’re pretty much guaranteed action or something… To me this seems kinda weird, but maybe it would be a good way to spice up an otherwise pathetic bar selection.

Just remember: A Cork Light in the handle of Demetri’s Vodka you picked up for $9.99 does not mean that you are classy. Quite the opposite.

[Yanko Design]

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