Reef Sandals: Summer Beach Essentials
These sandals are sure to aid us in our drunken beach debauchery this summer. There’s a bottle opener right on the bottom. Just imagine, you’re at a party and some cute girl has some wierd drink not sporting a twist-off. She’ll be pretty impressed when you open her drink for her with your shoe (assuming you’re not like a size 9 or something…).
Note: The effect does not work if you have stepped in any dogshit or something like that!
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