Filter: Premium Bottom-Shelf

June 3, 2007 · Print This Article



Gray Kangaroo Liquor FilterI don’t wanna spend $50 on the bottle of Gray Goose, but I hate the shitty bottom shelf liquor. But now that doesn’t matter anymore because of the Gray Kangaroo Liquor Filter! According to the company website, “The Gray Kangaroo Personal Liquor Filter was invented in 2001 as a means of providing high quality cheap booze for large groups of people.”

It sounds like these guys made this product just for college students!

For extra effect, I am going to filter from the Gordon’s bottle into a Gray Goose Bottle! And hopefully no one will know this time!

Or maybe you could just use that Brita Filter you have


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2 Responses to “Filter: Premium Bottom-Shelf”

  1. Drew on July 9th, 2007 12:18 am

    You get the same effect by using a britta filter… and it does not work that well, if it did I think Poplov would have started doing this simple process years ago…

  2. BOOZE NEWS YOU CAN USE | Never Buy Another Shot Glass: Ice Shot Glasses! on September 25th, 2007 8:07 am

    [...] Better yet, you don’t have to use water.  Use whatever you want!  A kamikaze shot encased in frozen pineapple juice?  Or a shot of vodka out of a frozen cranberry juice glass!  That ought to help your shitty bottom shelf liquor taste better… [...]

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