Money Clip Bottle Opener Saves Molars

We’ve all been there. You ask the misses (or the rando down the way) for a new brew, it arrives, and lo and behold it’s not a twist-off. You shrug but aren’t worried, after all you know that your friend Josh has some wicked molars capable of opening any bottle, oh and there’s always that table nearby that you can do the old slam-the-top trick with, or you could always revert to using another bottle — a skill that takes time and practice to perfect.

That’s all fine and well, but why not class it up with your Beer Clip. Make sure you’re rocking at least a few $1 bills. Hell, if that doesn’t work for you there is always the Bottle Opener Sandal. Happy bottle opening.

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